FUNNY · INDUSTRIAL DANCE ROCK
My House, Their World Tour
For Miso, who allows us to live here
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Why this song was made
Miso the cat receives a cinematic superstar anthem for a world tour that never leaves the house. Every countertop is a stage, every closed door an insult, and every human a member of the support crew.
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[Verse 1]
At four a.m. the headline act arrives upon my chest,
Demanding full production and a carefully plated breakfast.
The bedroom door is backstage; my refusal makes the news,
They scream a sold-out encore from the basket of my shoes.
I bought a costly climbing tree, a kingdom in the sky,
They chose the little cardboard box and charged us rent to pass by.
[Chorus]
My house, their world tour,
Every countertop a stage,
Throw your paws up for the superstar,
The icon of this age.
I pay the bills, they own the building,
I'm the driver, they're the show,
My house, their world tour,
Everybody bow to Miso.
[Verse 2]
A glass beside the laptop means a stunt is being planned,
They hold my eye a moment, then dismiss it with one paw.
The hoover is a rival band they won't appear beside,
The hallway is a runway and my jacket is their ride.
They've cancelled every meeting by appearing on my keys,
Then sleep through all the praise like it is making them fatigued.
[Bridge]
But when the house goes quiet and the night has been too long,
They settle on the sofa where they know that I belong.
One small head beneath my palm, the smallest rumbling tune,
No stage can hold the love you bring into this quiet room.
[Chorus]
My house, their world tour,
Every countertop a stage,
Throw your paws up for the superstar,
The icon of this age.
I pay the bills, they own the building,
I'm the driver, they're the show,
My house, their world tour,
Everybody bow to Miso.
